Have a couple of giggles

Here are a couple of funny little stories that were e-mailed to me. Enjoy and have a couple of giggles.

One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me. I was maybe 2
1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident. Someone had given
me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite
toys. Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I
brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several
cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home. My
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea,
because it was 'just the cutest thing!'

My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea
for Daddy and she watches him drink it up. Then she says, 'Didn’t it ever
occur to you that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the
toilet?'


Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one
house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came tohis repeated knocks at the door.Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote 'Revelation 3:20' onthe back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, 'Genesis 3:10.'Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in galesof laughter. Revelation3:20 begins 'Behold, I stand at the door andknock.' Genesis 3:10 reads, 'I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked.'

YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5 Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and Get it.
9. You get up in the morning and go on line before doing anything else.
10. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )
11 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
12. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.